It’s Been a Long Time, I Shouldn’t Have Left You…

…without a milk bottle to step to. Think of how many weak blogs you been to.
Time’s up. I’m sorry I kept you.

In case you didn’t recognize that line (altered a bit for milk blog purposes), that is a line from one of the greatest hip hop MC’s ever, Rakim in the song I Know You Got Soul.

As you can see, I am a huge fan of old school hip hop (maybe it’s because I was around when it started. Yes. I’m old) and now because of that I decided to add a little lyrical flavor to one of my warnings. No art this time. Just a lyrical flow thats funky because I’m a hip hop junkie.

What? You doubt my skills. Oh. Hell No! You better recognize!
Check my style out! Uh…Uh…

Sang to the tune of “Rapper’s Delight”
I said a hip, hop, the hibit, the hibit to the hip hip hop you don’t stop. The rockin to the bang bang boogie, said up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie to be. Now what you here is not a test, I’m rapping to the beat and me my food and my milk are gonna all belong to me!
You see, I like to drink my milk and I’d like to say FOR REAL?!?! To the inconsiderate people who want to keep me from my ceREAL!!!

Whassup wit dat? Yeah. I just dropped some funky lyrics on you.

What?!?! You doubt me again? Said I came soft with that?!?! You don’t think I know what’s popping in the streets?!?! Ahite. Well check it. You better put a quarter in your a@$ cuz’ you played yourself!

BAM!

Yeah. That’s me back in the day. Check out that hoodie. Check out ‘dem Tims (Timberland Boots for you squares) and most of all check that pimped out 93 Geo Storm! (IT’S NOT PINK. IT’S MAGENTA DANG IT!) That whip (car) is banging son!

So if you don’t know, NOW you know!

PEACE!!!