HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Well it’s that time of the year again!

The time for love and romance, but this year I wanted to give some love to the people who don’t always get the love they deserve.

This one is for all the vampires out there. You live in darkness, hang with the creatures of the night and amass the worst dental bills of all time maintaining those sharp teeth and paying Dentists to work such late hours.

Everyone hates you and I’m here today to show you some love.

So, for all the vampires in the office I blended a special milk just for you.

Blended with the finest types available. This blood’s for you!

Go ahead and enjoy on me, and hang around for a while (literally if you’d like). I want you too feel safe. There is no way this was a trap set out by any famous vampire hunters. Nada, zip, zilch. None what-so-ever. Everything is A OK.

Whatever you do, just…

                   …DON’T                                …LOOK                         …BEHIND YOU

BLADE. WIN.

BTW-If you’re a vampire hunter with the name GENEVIEVE, you have a special mission and need to click HERE.

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